CAFFINA
"CURRICULUM
VITAE: The Flow Of (One's) Life" is an original fountain created by Flying
Pie Pizzaria owner Howard Olivier, in 1999.

Caffina,
named after the Greek office goddess, has the ability to mesmerize adults
and to bring either peals or laughter or mistrustful glances from children
who know how much trouble they'd get in, if they poured as carelessly as
she does. She took an afternoon out of her busy schedule to answer a few
questions that might explain her a little better!

Name:
Caffina
Favorite
ice cream: Mocha
Sign:
Aquarius
Hometown:
Niagra Falls
Family
Ties: Last know relative is Juan Valdez
Favorite
Actresses: Bette Davis
Must
Have Music: Java Jive
Fav
TV Show: Alice
Favorite
Book: Catch 22 by Joseph Keller
Animal
companion: She has a dog named Duke. She hasn't seen him lately; he took
off with a guy named Hal. Last reported, they’re drinking Folgers with
strangers during rain storms.
Junk
Food Junkie: Chocolate covered coffee beans
Favorite
Band: Built to Spill
Favorite
Movie: Mannequin
Dream
Guy: Howdy Doody
Favorite
Actor: River Phoenix
Favorite
Team: Cleveland Browns
Philosophy
in Life: "The cup is always half full."

A recent
snapshot of Caffina pulling a mean trick:
Joe
responded to an alarm call at 4 AM on Sunday morning. He had the
officer take a good look around, even on the roof before going inside,
and even then, Joe let him go in alone. When the officer came out
the conversation went like this:
Joe:
Anyone in there?
Officer:
No one except your mannequin.
Joe:
Oh, Caffina…
Officer:
Yeah, the first time I responded here, I damn near put a bullet in her.

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